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Heterosexual director Renny (DIE HARD 2, DEEP BLUE SEA) Harlin has inexplicably slipped over to the other side with his boy-band-of-witches saga, THE COVENANT. He has taken a bunch of Aberzombies, build them in some sort of prep school and given them supernatural powers, forced them to join the swim team, and thrown a few disposable girls in for splendid measure. And at no point does the region of the film or the acting interfere with the camera’s plan of said Aberzombies’ abs.
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This memoir of the “Sons of Ipswitch”, the gifted descendants of the founding fathers of Salem, moves along fairly briskly, with some decent effects and fun stunt work, but first and foremost, the genuine object of the film is to linger lasciviously upon the admirable assets of young, unironically-named Steven Strait. Seriously – the witchcraft, spiders, explosions, raves, and everything else retract humble second-stage to loving shots of Strait rocking a tanktop, Strait rocking a tight v-neck t-shirt, Strait wearing a Speedo. We haven’t seen male body-worship on this scale since Ryan Reynolds battled cross spirits that threatened to withhold him wet and shirtless for Amityville Horror’s entire running time.
Strait plays Caleb, a member of an elite band of underwear models who have gone undercover as witches at a prep school in Massachusetts. (You know, so as not to attract attention) . Aside from Caleb, there’s the long-haired one, the blonde one, and another one who evades description entirely, to the point that it’s impossible to identify him in any group scenes. The Metrosexual trickle-down has apparently left our high schools populated by an army of pomade-enhanced, cap-sleeved man-boys who are so self-approvingly gorgeous that the girls in their lives can do very runt to distract them from their vaguely homoerotic navel-gazing. (Whereas DAZED & CONFUSED presented teen angst in a haze of pot smoke, here it is clouded by an overabundance of Axe Body Spray.)
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The dwelling of the film was summed up well enough in the commercials (and is ultimately too mind-numbingly simplistic to acquire into) — the well-known thing is that in this teen witch chronicle, the witches are the celebrated kids. Rather than your typical “supernaturally enhanced underdog” record (CARRIE, THE CRAFT ), here we contemplate four rich, white boys who clearly dominate their school and also happen to bask in a gift that allows them to accomplish magic. But, watching these kids earn everything they want is not nearly as compelling as watching someone who actually NEEDS this power to gain attend at their enemies or overturn the area quo.
The overwhelming homoeroticism of THE COVENANT includes a scene where Caleb and his best bud Pogue are talking on the phone, and both are shirtless, lying in bed, and drenched with sweat. We seriously expected the words “MEET LOCAL GUYS!” to flash across the top of the mask. There’s also some locker room action featuring buns galore and a gay-baiting incident where another young man gets called a “fag” by a different long-haired boy (seriously, it’s so hard to deny these guys apart…) and the young man beats his tormenter down – without actually denying the accusation. (Interestingly enough, he even makes reference to looking at the kid’s manhood.) At another point an unfriendly Aberzombie pins Caleb to the floor and kisses him on the face roughly — In a Terror NO Faulty kind of scheme, only with far more dazzling men enthusiastic.
So if you are looking for a satisfying all-male companion section to the salubrious teen-witch thriller THE CRAFT, retain waiting. This isn’t it… If – however – you are looking for a warm-up to wet your guests appetites as they approach for All-Male Porno night, observe no further – Renny Harlin has done an admirable job.
I dont feel that this film was reminiscent of The Craft. Yes it alive to boys with powers but the epic was completely different. i impartial feel that it is insulting that it was said to be a “guy version of the craft.” I do agree that is wasnt the most wonderful movie out there but i loved this movie. LOVED. i was very cheerful with the acting and the station. a diminutive underdeveloped and at times, cheesey but all in all i would use money to peer it more than once. Steven Strait really had an opportunity to showcase his talent in this film and all the other guys did well in their rolls. Watching the movie made me giddy…almost as though i was drunk on the power in the film. did i mention i loved it? getting to search for all the sons of ipswich in their speedo moments didnt pain. I didnt like the choice of Laura Ramsey to play the leading female, shes astronomical for teen comedies but i idea she did a shabby job as a serious role. I feel that with a exiguous more development this film could have done very very well in the box office. I know i disfavor to leer movies i appreciate secure bashed by the press or not do too well cash wise but glance at it this map, Kingdom of Heaven *directed by sir ridley scott* did badly in theatres as well but it is an astonishing film. anecdote. romantic. well done. Fantastic. The Covenant. fantastic movie. stout acting. words cant recount you how worthy i crave for it to score 5 stars the world over.









